Kyle wants Bill Burr to grab him by the nut sac.
Unsettling, yes, but not nearly as unsettling as half the people you see shopping in San Francisco Safeways.
Hey, look, two stars that look exactly alike! Let’s call them “twins”!!!
Wait, that one looks kind of like them too…well, shoot.
1. Sperm whales exist.
2. There is a book about them called Moby-Dick.
3. That’s all we can be sure of in life.
4. Except that sperm whales look phallic when they sleep. Which makes sense.
King of the cop-out.