Let’s get retarded! Kyle talks about saving his girlfriend’s life, reflects on chili, explains why conspiracy theorists are just housewives on speed, rambles about Rocking the Vote, complains about Japanese whaling boats and tries to understand how Predator can travel millions of light years but somehow fails to update his fashion from the Stone Age.
Heimlich giving the Heimlich. Very meta.
Come on down to Camp Fema. It’s like a concentration camp minus the proof of existence.
I don’t want anyone who watches MTV to have the privilege of casting a ballot.
He’s like the slug version of a T-Rex.
It’s Voldemort with tentacles.
Talk about double-jointed.
Nope, just nope.
It looks infected.