Episode 3: Tomb Raider

Kyle and his friend Lauren Rossi dissect political motivations and sideboob in Tomb Raider. INSTRUCTIONS FOR VIEWING: Go to Netflix streaming, select the movie, let it load, pause it and start the episode.

Here’s the link to the episode.

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There were lots of linens in this film…

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….and lots of poorly constructed action sequences.

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Jolie and her father almost have an onscreen connection by traveling through a time storm to some kind of cosmic lion hunt.

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But Voight thought it would be better to stick with Cage and do another movie about magic triangles and astrological signs.

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